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• Are homeless young people in Berkeley performance artists? Please don't be mad at me for tweeting this. I actually want to know.

  4 days ago

• I really want to live in an old Victorian house when I grow up and even American Horror Story can't take that away from me.

  4 days ago

• My iPhone now autocorrects "aghhh" to "Afghanistan," which is sort of problematic for me since "aghhh" is my most utilized sound/word/thing.

  5 days ago

• I can verify this from personal experience. Very fishy. RT @JimBiancotweets: People who have tattoos own a suspicious amount of tank tops.

  1 week ago